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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 04:57

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

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You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…